Orcs - or - the fell art of blog necromancy

d6 reasons an orc may be unarmed

1. intimacy - orcish sexuality focuses (in most cases) primarily on vulnerability. It is traditional to signify interest in a potential by carrying less weaponry around them - partially to imply you are safer around them (orcs highly prize security and strength) and partially to imply trust. Casual sex is usually still armed. It is considered highly romantic to set aside every weapon. Long term relationships are typically confirmed by gifting each other a bedroom weapon, which near uniquely in orc culture is owned by the partners, not the individual.

2. supplication - the more well known orc gods are what they describe as the outer gods. Harsh, uncaring and cruel, they typically embody external threats to a clan, they cannot be faced unarmed. The inner gods are rarely spoken of, and never to outsiders. They hide from the outer gods, and it is considered the duty of all orcs to protect them. It is unthinkable to approach these gods armed, and shrines are typically both hidden and well defended. There is no sentence but death for those who bring a weapon into the sight of the inner gods. Famous exceptions include the Fearless Confession.

3. slavery - it is not permitted for orcish slaves to carry a weapon. All those who fight in the defence of the clan are considered clan members, regardless of origin. Many former orcish slaves have risen to great respect amongst the clans after they take up arms and aid their masters, who (if sometimes grudgingly) embrace them as friends after. The slaves need not to be born an orc, but are considered so afterwards. If they take a mate from the clan, their children are always pure blooded orcs.

4. childhood - a fighting orc is considered to be adult. It is frowned upon for a child to be allowed to go to war, although in desperate times and when hard pressed extremely young orcs are often allowed to take up arms.

5. exile - to be left in the wilderness without a weapon is a test. Orcs considered cowardly and therefore a detriment are as a last resort beaten to unconciousness by the entire clan and left behind without weapons, food and water. Any orc who returns to their clan is met with great celebration. The highlight of the festivities, alongside normal orcish games such as wrestling, fighting, poetry and music, is typically when the redeemed orc strikes their doubters, and then thanks them.

6. dishonourable dead - only those orcs who commit the most heinous crimes - leaving members of their clan to die, insulting the inner gods or destroying weapons are treated so. First, every weapon they own is distriubted to the clan. Their hands and feet are removed. Eyes are plucked out, the tongue torn out and teeth are removed. Spikes are driven in the ears to deafen them. They are left in the wasteland, to be eaten by scavengers. They face the outer gods unarmed.